"So forget about it. Those girls are gonna get pregnant as soon as I arrive."
When your high school sweetheart goes off to college without you, there's only one question to ask yourself: does she have enough sweatshirts with your name on them that she won't forget you?
This special "after dark" episode (that means the performers mayyy have been drinking at the time) features co-hosts Nathan Hartswick and Natalie Miller (Vermont Comedy Club) and John Mathias (The Unmentionables), as well as an interview with the fabulous Paige Schoppmann on the eve of her first day of college!
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